Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?

(via jellysnack)




I will soar.
Roopa Farooki, from The Way Things Look To Me (via the-final-sentence)

aspiringandroid:

i need a haircut and a ten hour long hug and ten thousand dollars deposited directly into my checking account

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I have a secret feeling that we’re all Hobbits. Deep down we all want to stay home and feel safe but we all dream about someone knocking on the door and saying ‘come on an adventure and let’s have a fun ride’.
Richard Armitage  (via bellblake)

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183. VIDEO or IMAGE. Last year, NASA used their official twitter account to politely ask us to stop bothering the astronauts on the space station. NASA has undoubtedly spent the past 12 months regretting this hastily-made decision, so we are giving them a second chance to get in on the fun… Get “GISHWHES conquers space” or “GISHWHES [insert other clever phrase]” written on or in something orbiting in space.

I still cannot believe we got this item… it’s okay to be a little jealous.

183. VIDEO or IMAGE. Last year, NASA used their official twitter account to politely ask us to stop bothering the astronauts on the space station. NASA has undoubtedly spent the past 12 months regretting this hastily-made decision, so we are giving them a second chance to get in on the fun… Get “GISHWHES conquers space” or “GISHWHES [insert other clever phrase]” written on or in something orbiting in space.

I still cannot believe we got this item… it’s okay to be a little jealous.



36. IMAGE. You at the beach, pool or on a boat, wearing a homemade, 99% edible, candy bathing suit. (The remaining 1% can be inedible thread or wire, but we don’t want to see it.)

C’mon… you know you’re impressed.

36. IMAGE. You at the beach, pool or on a boat, wearing a homemade, 99% edible, candy bathing suit. (The remaining 1% can be inedible thread or wire, but we don’t want to see it.)

C’mon… you know you’re impressed.


(via knitmeapony)


theverylostprincess:

daisyinaglass:

I CAN NOT GET OVER THIS

how does 6 seconds have such a drastic plot twist

Dead.

(via knitmeapony)


i feel small; but so are stars from a distance.
ten word poem, i. (via unteens)

(via jellysnack)


The world is big and I want to have a good look at it before it gets dark.
John Muir (via october-afternoons)

(via appalachiancharm)


communitytv:

"Britta, ask the stupid gnome where we could get a pegasus!" 

communitytv:

"Britta, ask the stupid gnome where we could get a pegasus!" 


Row the boat lightly, love, over the sea; Daily and nightly I’ll wander with thee.
Laura Ingalls Wilder, from Little House on the Prairie  (via the-final-sentence)

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149. VIDEO. Shoot a potted plant off a fence post with a potato canon. Not a potato gun, a potato cannon.